100% proven zodiac analyses

aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies

taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone

gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor

cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes

leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks

virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating

libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts

scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches

sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck

capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads

aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks

pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating

“We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot.”

(Source: twisted-forest, via iamtasos)